imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(Source: dominicandeathtrap)

(Source: unpopulaur)

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

(Source: sexymagikarp)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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(Source: milch)

memeguy-com:

So high right meow

imperfectlyxo:

You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay. 

(Source: shialablunt)

pemsylvania:

so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital

(Source: pemsylvania)

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.